Today's Special

"Would Sir like a Kit10 sandwich?"

"Pray tell, what is in this intriguing concoction?"

"Delectable P,B & J. Layered together and topped with a wet nose."

"Peanut Butter & Jelly you mean? Those are the special ingredients? Do they contain nuts?"

"Oh no, Sir! Our P,B & J is a different spread. A secret that can't be revealed, if you know what I mean. But I can tell you it's got more body and a sharper taste. With 2 nuts and an egg. You can't go wrong with that. Special indeed."

"Is this a foreign delicacy?"

"Partially Russian but more prominently local. Goes well with fish and milk (and sometimes trash) ."

"How do I enjoy it?"

"Like an oreo. But please be advised Sir that they lick themselves. Oh, do not be alarmed if you find a hair or two."

"YUM."